Category Archives: What the Eff?

That month I potty trained

You read that right, MONTH. and really, let’s be honest, it was way longer than a month, and will continue for quite some time because when you have a stubborn child such as mine who also can play dumb better … Continue reading

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Tutorial: The locked bathroom

Let me stress… I am a mom… of BOYS. And when I say boys, I mean “everything they do is dangerous and makes me gasp for air and I’m waiting for someone to be sent to the emergency room at … Continue reading

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Something’s…… missing

What’s wrong with this picture? Nothing, you say? A precious memory snapshot of the first time my son met Santa? He’s even looking in the direction of the camera. What could be better? What you don’t see is that below … Continue reading

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The endless cycle

Sunday night. Same routine every week. A reminder that there’s never enough time to get everything done. A reminder that yet another week will pass, the same as the last. Go. Go. Go. Bath time. Book time. Good night to … Continue reading

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The best way to make God laugh is to tell him your plans

I had the best plan for a post today. We’ve been planning all week to kick off the holiday season with the Enchanted Village display at Jordan’s Furniture. I pictured sister bonding, Christmas carols, and pictures galore. I predicted tears … Continue reading

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PSA: The dangers of pumping

Pumping at work? It’s inconvenient. Not only do you need to stop what you’re doing at least 2 times a day for 30 minutes just to keep your supply up, but you have to walk 8 million miles to a … Continue reading

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I’d forget them if they weren’t attached

For my birthday I gave very specific requests to my family. After all, we’re on a tight budget and there are just little things I could really use, you know? Like a pair of jeans that fit just right on … Continue reading

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