Category Archives: Post pregnancy

The process of deterioration

It has been 100 days since I’ve slept. 100 days since my head hit the pillow and no one awoke me by crying. 100 days since I could fall asleep knowing that I will wake up feeling alive and rejuvenated. … Continue reading

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PSA: The dangers of pumping

Pumping at work? It’s inconvenient. Not only do you need to stop what you’re doing at least 2 times a day for 30 minutes just to keep your supply up, but you have to walk 8 million miles to a … Continue reading

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It ain’t all coos and cuddles

Moms lie. No joke. For years all I’ve heard is that birth is a beautiful thing, a “miracle,” if you will. And the bonding that a mother and child have during the first few months is priceless. I can’t argue … Continue reading

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He was a C-section right???

People? I ejected a human being effortlessly at warp speed from my nether regions. An offspring that we were estimating to be about 8 lbs, a breeze compared to the 9 lb delivery I had just two short years ago. After approximately … Continue reading

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Sparking of a memory

Is there something that instantly brings you back to a time that you loved? No matter how strange the connection, it immediately makes you long for one moment in time that brought that simple joy you felt? There are lots … Continue reading

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Revelation

Nothing says “I’m not ready for another baby” like hyperventilating over a “thinking” pregnancy test late at night.  Trying not to stare at the hourglass blinking on the completely obvious digital ept test, my heart was beating harder than it … Continue reading

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Let the bareback romps begin!

Let me preface this by saying, this is not a child friendly post… so all of you kiddos out there, please direct yourselves elsewhere…:) Now… where was I?  Oh yes, the good ol’ marital act, just as it was meant … Continue reading

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