Category Archives: I'm Crazy

That month I potty trained

You read that right, MONTH. and really, let’s be honest, it was way longer than a month, and will continue for quite some time because when you have a stubborn child such as mine who also can play dumb better … Continue reading

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Cool, Calm, and……AAAARRRGGGGGHHHHH

I want to be the mom that doesn’t have a panic attack when the play doh colors mix…. Literally…. well, I guess figuratively as well. The mom that doesn’t gasp when water flows to the floor during bath time. The … Continue reading

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Something’s…… missing

What’s wrong with this picture? Nothing, you say? A precious memory snapshot of the first time my son met Santa? He’s even looking in the direction of the camera. What could be better? What you don’t see is that below … Continue reading

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Release me

I need an ugly cry. The kind where you’re curled up in the shower, water flowing over your face, waving your metaphorical white flag. When you can’t hide the obvious sounds of emotion, and the hyperventilation sets in between deep … Continue reading

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Cartoons should be real

Caillou’s parents make it look so easy. Always the right thing to say, the right activities, perfect trips to whatever Target-esque store they frequent. Quick to avoid tantrums with a simple “I don’t think that’s appropriate” and somehow divert all … Continue reading

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The best way to make God laugh is to tell him your plans

I had the best plan for a post today. We’ve been planning all week to kick off the holiday season with the Enchanted Village display at Jordan’s Furniture. I pictured sister bonding, Christmas carols, and pictures galore. I predicted tears … Continue reading

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The difference between a good mother, and a bad one

Sometimes you just want to sit your kid(s) down and say “Look, you’re being an asshole.” Don’t lie, you know you’ve thought it. Like when you’re on the third time out in, like 15 minutes? Or when the toys you … Continue reading

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