Category Archives: Boys do silly things

Cool, Calm, and……AAAARRRGGGGGHHHHH

I want to be the mom that doesn’t have a panic attack when the play doh colors mix…. Literally…. well, I guess figuratively as well. The mom that doesn’t gasp when water flows to the floor during bath time. The … Continue reading

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Tutorial: The locked bathroom

Let me stress… I am a mom… of BOYS. And when I say boys, I mean “everything they do is dangerous and makes me gasp for air and I’m waiting for someone to be sent to the emergency room at … Continue reading

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Snails and puppy dogs tails… with a little sugar and spice on the side

Owen? Is a boy. Through and through. He keeps me on my toes and chances are good that at least one person is in danger at any given time due to his lack of ability to contain his inner monster. … Continue reading

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Something’s…… missing

What’s wrong with this picture? Nothing, you say? A precious memory snapshot of the first time my son met Santa? He’s even looking in the direction of the camera. What could be better? What you don’t see is that below … Continue reading

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True to form

A not-so-wordless Wednesday. An attempt at a nice Christmas jammies photo for my mom. Instead, a nice “I’m throwing a tantrum and ripping these jammies off” photo. And she’s going to use it just like this for her Christmas card, … Continue reading

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The best way to make God laugh is to tell him your plans

I had the best plan for a post today. We’ve been planning all week to kick off the holiday season with the Enchanted Village display at Jordan’s Furniture. I pictured sister bonding, Christmas carols, and pictures galore. I predicted tears … Continue reading

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The difference between a good mother, and a bad one

Sometimes you just want to sit your kid(s) down and say “Look, you’re being an asshole.” Don’t lie, you know you’ve thought it. Like when you’re on the third time out in, like 15 minutes? Or when the toys you … Continue reading

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