Literally…. well, I guess figuratively as well.
The mom that doesn’t gasp when water flows to the floor during bath time.
The mom that can actually stop herself from spreading the sauce evenly on the pizza after a toddler clearly leaves one.spot.too.empty.
A mom that spends more time laughing at her kids wrestling than screaming “No feet in his face!” or “Don’t pull him down like that!” Even though, clearly, they are both laughing.
I mean, really, what’s the worst that can happen? Clearly when the Play Doh is unusable anymore, they’ll get more for their birthdays, or Christmas, or as a bribe to PLEASE DON’T FREAK OUT IN TARGET.
And piling towels on the floor stops that waterfall from seeping through the tile.
SERIOUSLY, NONE OF US EAT THAT PIZZA ANYWAY.
That last one… well, that’ll take more patience…. one of these days, dem boys are going to the hospital from that there wrastling.