Even ‘for better or worse’ has its limits

Things I would not accept from my husband, even though we promised ‘for better or worse’:

  • His chewed food in my hands
  • His snot on my sleeve
  • His mouth near my boob
  • His stinky feet in my face
  • His farts on my lap (this would be reason for divorce)
  • His barf on my lap
  • His pee on my face (some wives might be into that… my face? is for food)
  • His poop all over me

As a wife? These things are not acceptable. Well, I guess at least until we’re 90 and I’m changing his diapers. But as a mama, for better or worse, those kids get away with it.



About Krista

Livin the poor life with the typical american family; husband, baby, and dogs. Happy to tell it like it is, the ins and outs of being a young, hip mom can be more hilarious than one might think ;)
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