Actual conversation between me and my husband…. Because, you know, we’re so loving and all.
Dave (12:51 PM): Is Summer’s Eve a douche? Or did I pick up the wrong stuff?
Krista (12:53 PM): haha, yes, it is
Krista (12:53 PM): it’s so great that you bought that
Dave (12:52 PM): Haha, so you didn’t have to?
Krista (12:53 PM): haha, yeah, i dont know that i could have
Dave (12:52 PM): Haha, yeah, I didn’t want you to be embarassed
Dave (12:52 PM): I must have looked a little weird though buying 3 boxes of it.
Krista (12:54 PM): haha
Dave (12:53 PM): The cashier looked at me funny when I said, “My wife’s got an extra stinky vagina”
Krista (12:55 PM): did you get the extra large tampons to go with it?
Dave (12:54 PM): I just told her I was going to use a roll of paper towels
Krista (12:56 PM): you’re gross
Dave (12:55 PM): Haha
Dave (12:55 PM): you’re the one with the extra large vagina
1.) The Summer’s Eve was not for me it was for our dogs because of this
2.) I did not ask him to get tampons
3.) The horrible things he said about my lady parts are not true, no, for real
4.) Apparently we say “haha” a lot on IM… and it annoyed me after reading it a few times
5.) Seriously, the lady bits part….not true