Normally this sounds like a “that’s what HE said” comment. (Insert small penis joke here). However, this is actually a “that’s what SHE said” comment. And yes, it’s dirty.
When Dave and I were given the clearance to once again resume the nasty, I was 8 weeks post delivery and had found that I had such little muscle control “down there” that I could barely make it to the bathroom without peeing myself. I can truly understand now why they say to practice your kegels before giving birth… Apparently pushing a giant baby out of your va-jay-jay causes complete loss of muscle strength. I really tried to do the kegels after the fact, but found that I could barely squeeze the muscles and I was getting extremely frustrated. So, I realized while getting it on with Mr. Sex-every-night that I can practice during these sessions because I had something to “grab” onto and gauge how I was doing!! Yes, that is awful, and most times I am only thinking about my “exercises” during the act, but my body is gross, and it still hurts, so what can you expect??
Anyway… during one of those first romps, I asked Dave “Can you feel that?” He paused. Ummm… do it again…. (squeeze)… ahhhhh…. yeah, I can feel it a little. TOTAL LIE. Before Owen was born, I used to have the vag muscles of a warrior. I could hold it all day, and when doing the deed, my squeezing actually helped heighten the experience. No longer. When I had my first big-O after Owen was born, I literally peed… no, seriously, I peed. How sexy is that? How is it possible to lose THAT much muscle control???
So, fast forward two months. On average Dave and I probably do it 3 times a week, and every time (though I also focus on the act itself) I am constantly working on my muscle exercises. Last night I decided to ask again, “Can you feel that?” Ummm…. wait, do it again…. I can feel it a little more now… So, I do believe him that he can feel it A LITTLE, but when will I see the day where I don’t have to ask? When will I be able to once again go more than 2 hours without hitting the bathroom? And will it only get WORSE as I pop out more and more big heads?
TMI? Yes, but a PSA to all you preggos out there… DO YOUR KEGELS!!!